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Back in the summer you all helped make Midsummer mayhem a fund-raising success. And then you did it all again for Children in Need, where you helped us raise £262. And to round off a great year, you donated more food for our Christmas Hampers. Well done you! |
There is always plenty to do here, even in the Winter. So many jobs and so little time! Someone has to do the washing up and I just don’t see any of you boys doing it. |
No sorry, we have just got to get this sand box sorted
out. |
“Aloe Vera Tea...let it stand in the pot for 5 minutes before pouring” I think that’s what it said. Didn’t say what sort of pot though…. |
Sorry, can’t help you here. We are busy doing ABC Music. Oh no, Alison has let all the bubbles out. Quick everyone! Get them back in the bottle before they escape |
There were skulls bones and bats, black capes and pointed hats, skellingtons in Wellingtons and pumpkins galore on Pumpkin Day |
Meanwhile the wicked witch was in her kitchen stirring her strange brew and cooking up all sorts of monstrous fare. Who let these out of the kitchen? |
And where did these strange creatures come from. |
And here is the Witch's little helper, mixing up some magic spell. Shall we ask him what's going on? Oh no, he is saying nothing! |
What’s cold and white and lies around for days on end? ……………… A lazy blancmange! Yes it came early and took us all by surprise, but were we daunted? |
Were we heck! So when we found it lying like a super-clean duvet, without its cover, there was nothing else for it - we just had to pick it up and throw it around! |
We sent our special photo reporter out and about in the grounds to see what stories she could turn up. Here are some of the shocking tales she has to tell: |
Strange gnome-like character found hanging auto parts in nursery garden Undercover nursery staff corner rural activist Suddenly strange objects appeared in the woodland garden, hanging from a piece of string attached to a tree. What devilment was this? Black Country John, aged 105, was apprehended early one Saturday morning by an undercover team from Learning Curve. Working overtime, the sharp-witted detectives discovered the terrible truth .
John Blaney is the guru of the Forest School movement and he was at the nursery to bring a host of inspirational ideas on outdoor play. Look out children - you are in for some serious outdoor fun |
Terrorist plot uncovered Children discovered signalling to military aircraft Unbelievable but true: children as young as three were seen standing on a hill trying to make contact with an alien spacecraft. A Hercules pilot from RAF Lyneham reported the incident to the Ministry and an urgent investigation was launched. Amazingly, our intrepid photographer was able to snap this shot without being seen. |
Today’s Inside Story: Bassett Nursery in Shock GM Snail Breeding Programme Scandal! |
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